game description:

So your looking for a new car alarm to protect your brand new car. A regular car alarm doesn't stop your car from being stolen.

If you get a club for your car, that doesn't protect all your valuables or stereo system that you may have in your car.

You need to get yourself a Big Black Guy Named Ben. He sits in your car and whenever anyone comes within six feet of your car, he gets out and says, Get Away From The Car Motherfuc**r.

You will be able to sleep great knowing that your car is well protected. So get yourself a Big Black Guy Named Ben now before it's too late.

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